dumpsterfetus:

stop being rude and start being nude

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trashylittlefuck:

women are considered fragile but I’ve never seen anything as easily wounded as a man’s ego

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I broke my own heart loving you.

Hercules confirms he and Ariel are cousins (x)

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piratehstyles:

I don’t think Siri likes being called Jarvis…

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